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Not Taking Any Chances March 4, 2007

Posted by SuperDave in Mother-In-Law.
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A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend
only $150.00?”

The man replied, “A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

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