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The Color of Marriage April 21, 2008

Posted by SuperDave in Marriage.
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “why is the bride dressed in white?”

“Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.”

The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”

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Peace & Quiet March 4, 2007

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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.


“Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?”

“Yeah. But today is the last day”.

The First Fight March 3, 2007

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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!”

“Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!”

“I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am I going to do with the BODY?”