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Amazing Simple Home Remedies April 21, 2008

Posted by SuperDave in "That's Just Wrong".
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1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


4. A MOUSETRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5 . IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6 . YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7 . REMEMBER- EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

8 . IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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Comments»

1. Sara - January 31, 2010

these were quite funny. I enjoyed it, post more!

2. Miles - January 31, 2010

Don’t sweat the petty things; pet the sweaty things.

3. MasacruAlex - January 31, 2010

hahahaah i lol’d !

4. Web nazi - February 2, 2010

The caps lock ruined it…

5. afcles - February 2, 2010

no doult some people will think these are true

6. Anon - February 5, 2010

CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING FUNNY. INCLUDING JOKES OLDER THAN THE INTERNET.

7. aggh!tea - February 7, 2010

When I’m boared I take a huge ammount of Pepto-Bismol and some LAXATIVES and bet on which will work first……

8. Anonymous - February 7, 2010

First 3 are a bit morbid.


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