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Pronounciations April 30, 2007

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Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said “Louieville” and the other “Louiseville.”

 

They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant.

 

The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.”

 

The waitress goes, “Bur-ger-King.”

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Japanese ski resort Mission Impossible. HYSTERICAL April 16, 2007

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1dHcv9DnM

Wife goes shopping… April 12, 2007

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osU_pHjYGUY&NR=1

Magic Beer April 2, 2007

Posted by SuperDave in "That's Just Wrong".
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, “That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.” He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.” She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”